I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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