Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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