we're blogging at a bar
Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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