Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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