I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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