its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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