we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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