Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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