So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
