I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
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