I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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