I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
COCAINE IS GR8
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