why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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