I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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