ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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