I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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