So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
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