Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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