Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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