I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i may or may not be watching the land before time
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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