: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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