I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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