didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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