she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
When did angry sex become our thing?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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