escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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