Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
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