I heard we made out
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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