How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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