just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
we made out on top of his cat.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
She left a cookie cake on my porch, and the frosting reads "I'm sorry". She left me an I'm-sorry-for-punching-you-in-the-face cake.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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