I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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