What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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