This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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