So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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