im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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