Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
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