I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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