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was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
He did a backflip because drugs
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