i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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