Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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