doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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