Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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