none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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