Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Randomize
