So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
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