He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
did i walk over a car last night?
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
Randomize