it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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