At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
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