sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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