He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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