It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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