This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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