I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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