She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
My brain says no but my pants say off.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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