Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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